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[roadroller]

[phone]

This is Rin Kagamine. ♪

Um... Listen! To the people who had to put up with me the other day. I was droned, and - just - I think I must have creeped some people out. So, I'm sorry. Especially to you, Yuna, I shouldn't have said those things even as a drone.

... And Estonia too. I didn't mean to steal your brother.

Miku-nee, um.... well, you knew I'd be fine! What am I even saying.

I don't remember everyone I annoyed but that should cover it, right? ♪

[she hangs up.... and then tries to make a private phone call. She fails miserably though. How does I work wonky old technology?]

[fail filter to Souji]

Hey....

Why does Mayfield think we're dating!? That thing was so wrong. Even if we aren't boyfriend and girlfriend, we need to break up or something! Right?! Please tell me you agree. ♪

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[Phone]

[snipingmissy.livejournal.com]

[At least the telephone was technology that Hawkeye could understand. The fact that someone was talking about drones or being droned--she'd heard so much about it, but felt like she knew nothing.]

Excuse me, Miss Kagamine?

Would you be willing to explain to me what you mean by being droned? Many people have talked about it, but haven't explained what it is.

[Phone]

[roadroller]

Oh... is it that time already? ♪

[she looks over at her calendar, a little hesitant. But at least she waited a couple of days to be by herself before making the call. She decides she's ready to help.]

Okay, being droned is... when you're brainwashed to act like all those other smily empty headed people in the town. Have you met any? ♪

[Phone]

[snipingmissy.livejournal.com]

What do you mean by that time already?

[Hawkeye ponders for a moment before continuing.]

I've seen a few drones wandering the park. Are we subject to being droned as well?

phone

[webfreedomftw.livejournal.com]

It's fine. He's not really my brother, not when he's like that. And I... understand what was going on.

[roadroller]

... So you're not upset? ♪

[if Rin was in his shoes, she would be. But it would be nice if he wasn't.]

[webfreedomftw.livejournal.com]

Not at you, at any rate. Really, really not okay with whoever has been doing this to us, but I'm certainly not holding harbouring any negative feelings towards you.

[tapshoetomove.livejournal.com]

Ugh, was that the brainwashing you were talking about?

[roadroller]

It must have been. There's no way I'd call anyone sweet pea!

[...oh crap did she say that out loud. SUBJECT CHANGE GO]

Uh! Those drawings of yours seemed pretty different though! ♪

[tapshoetomove.livejournal.com]

I just spent the entire day thinking that one woman who lives in my house was my "mum"-

...What drawings?

[foalingaround.livejournal.com]

Ugh, if that's a taste of what living in Mayfield's supposed to be like you can count me out.

[roadroller]

Whaaaat? They even droned you? But you're a pony! ♪

[foalingaround.livejournal.com]

I know! I mean, why would they even do that? Lemme tell ya running around sniffing trees and stuff was not fun and-

[Just. A mortified pause.]

Uhhh just pretend you didn't hear that last part! It's over now, right?

[phone]

[perfectvoice.livejournal.com]

Ah, that's fine, Rin-chan. I had a little voice in my head telling me you weren't my sister and everything.

...But let's agree never to talk about it again.

[Phone]

[roadroller]

What? But you weren't droned, were you? ♪

Okay, after this we won't talk about it.

[Phone]

[perfectvoice.livejournal.com]

...No, not really.

Failed Filtering

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

"Rin? Maybe it was because you went to the prom with him?"

[roadroller]

Prom wasn't like that though-

- aaaah! Wait! I thought I filtered this? ♪

Phone

[gonnamarrydaddy.livejournal.com]

No sweat! We're still friends.

[roadroller]

Ahh, good. Thanks, Yuna! ♪

[urgetoemo.livejournal.com]

You don't need to apologize for it. It's not like it's your fault, right?

[ For a moment he ponders whether or not to mention that last part, but well... Obviously his partners haven't been completely good influences on him. ]

As for dating whoever, it's probably just another way this place messes with you. Unless you actually want it to happen, I guess.

[roadroller]

Eh? N-No way! I don't want to do anything as a drone, especially not date - it's really weird. ♪

[not saying ANYTHING about whether she'd date him in real life though. Fffff]

[ FAIL FILTER GO LOLOL ] - this time with less coding fail!

[inababanchou.livejournal.com]

Ah...

[ WOW, TALK ABOUT DOWN ON HIS LUCK. Now Mayfield thinks Rin and Souji are an item? When Souji is dating Rise? He just facepalms over the phone wondering just how in the hell a twisted mun fate pulled him into this. ]

Well, there was Independence Day...

[roadroller]

Of course Independence Day, that's what I'm talking about...! Why'd your drone give my drone that fancy bracelet? That's why I said we should try to break up. ♪

[lol fail!filter]

[enemyradar.livejournal.com]

Wait...what about dating?

[lol fail!filter]

[roadroller]

Ugggh, I can't believe the whole town heard that...

This was for Souji, okay? You can just forget it. ♪