Backdated to August 17th

[roadroller]

[yesterday was a very busy day. First Teddie hallucinating all over the place, and it turns out that was because he drank the milk. Then when she went outside, she encountered these horrors. Somehow, she's learned that's what happens if you don't drink the milk.

So, it stands to reason. She's pretty eager to see that the milk gets drunk.]

[947 Beulah St.; morning]

[Rin is the first one up - that is to say, she didn't go to sleep, but you couldn't really tell by looking at her. The milk goes on the counter. She stares at it a moment, then picks up a bottle.

She's a robot, what's the worst that could happen? She's pretty sure she can't be poisoned or drugged.]

Well, bottoms up! ♪

[Not finding it necessary to breathe, she chugs it all down at once. She barely feels the spider's little legs brushing her throat as they go down.]

See! That wasn't bad.

[oh, but look! There's a spider or two that managed to cling to her esophagus and start to scuttle of her mouth.]

-- KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! ♪

[her scream is very loud, shrill and piercing. It wouldn't be surprising if the whole street heard it... anyone who walks in on Rin will find her batting them off her face and generally flailing.]

[Phone; about an hour later]

[Rin's managed to calm down. Maybe it was just a couple spiders, yeah? The worst was over. Now she just needed to call and address another issue - after all, she wasn't at all happy about her Len-doggy being liquidated.]

Uh, is everyone else hiding in the house yet? I have a b-bit of a question... um. ♪

Do ... pets come back to life? Someone killed my puppy, and I just. Want him -

[she's trailing off, distracted. By what, you ask? Well, the spiders she swallowed are apparently still very much alive, and have recovered from getting tossed around in her body. They're starting to crawl around in her stomach.]

- Ugh! Suddenly, I'm like...

...

No! Oh no! Oh, this is so GROSS!! Aaaghhh!! ♪

[she continues to panic. What will you do?]

Comments

Phone

[fatedmagica.livejournal.com]

Rin-chan, your dog was...



Ah!!! Wh-what's wrong?! Are you okay?!

[roadroller]

No! There's spiders and they're moving around inside - that's not good! Why didn't they drown in the milk?! ♪

[fatedmagica.livejournal.com]

Sp-SPIDERS?! I-Inside of you?!

u-um, I-I!!! I don't know what should we do?! M-maybe you need to drown them in something else--?!

[roadroller]

B-Because I drank the milk... I thought since I'm a robot, everything would be okay! [whineee because this is really uncomfortable]

Something else - Um, yeah! [she'll try anything at this point] Do you think orange juice? ♪

phone

[webfreedomftw.livejournal.com]

Rin? [Your neighbour is now worried about you on top of everything else.] What's wrong?

[roadroller]

I-I drank spiders.

I think ... they're still alive. ♪

[webfreedomftw.livejournal.com]

... Oh dear. Do you think you can vomit them back up? Is someone over there to help you?

[roadroller]

Ewww, I've never vomited in my entire life... ♪

Well, I think Teddie's here but I don't know how much help he'll be... He just got here two days ago. ♪

[webfreedomftw.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't know how else to suggest you get them out.

And you do have to get them out. [Estonia flails a little bit, over at his place. It's not like something horrible is going to happen while he goes next door, if he has to. But he still really hates leaving the house.] If Teddie can't help, let me know.

[roadroller]

I-I know. Thanks, Estonia... I'll do my best. But ew. EW. ♪

[webfreedomftw.livejournal.com]

I know, Rin. Good luck.

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

R- Rin-chan! What's wrong?

[roadroller]

Th-th-th-the!! ♪

[She's pointing at a huge spider on the ground with one hand and covering her mouth with the other.]

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Ahhhhhh!

[He very helpfully joins her panic, but also steps on the spider. So that one's dead, at least.]

Wh- where did that come from?

[roadroller]

I-It crawled out of my FACE! ♪

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Out of your face?!? They can do that?

[roadroller]

They're not supposed to!! ♪ They must have been in the milk...

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Seriously? That's- that's horrible! How can we get rid of them?

[He's a little frustrated.]

I don't get this place at all. Why would they tell us to drink the milk and then put weird things in it?

Phone

[cantwhinnyemall.livejournal.com]

Rin? Have you ingested anything particularly unpleasant?

[roadroller]

E-Equius? ♪

[she missed him coming back, but there really isn't much time to dwell on that. She tries to explain calmly, but fails epically.]

... Th-There were spiders in the milk, I drank it so fast I didn't even know until one crawled out, but now they're moving around in my stomach, and it's really weird!! I don't think I'm supposed to eat things that are still alive! ♪

[cantwhinnyemall.livejournal.com]

That sounds incredibly unpleasant.

This is a rather intrusive question but. Were you created with a gag reflex?

[roadroller]

I don't know.... I've never had to gag, that's nasty. But wait, actually ... Kaito-nii and Meiko-nee have thrown up before, and they're Vocaloids.... ♪

[she is pretty apprehensive about the idea though. I mean, vomiting out spiders!? Almost as bad as having them in your tummy!]

[cantwhinnyemall.livejournal.com]

...I suppose as an alternative you could have yourself partially disassembled.

[roadroller]

How am I supposed to do that? I don't know how... ♪

[cantwhinnyemall.livejournal.com]

I am not personally familiar with your model but I would be willing to try my hand at it.