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[phone]

This is Rin Kagamine. ♪

Um... Listen! To the people who had to put up with me the other day. I was droned, and - just - I think I must have creeped some people out. So, I'm sorry. Especially to you, Yuna, I shouldn't have said those things even as a drone.

... And Estonia too. I didn't mean to steal your brother.

Miku-nee, um.... well, you knew I'd be fine! What am I even saying.

I don't remember everyone I annoyed but that should cover it, right? ♪

[she hangs up.... and then tries to make a private phone call. She fails miserably though. How does I work wonky old technology?]

[fail filter to Souji]

Hey....

Why does Mayfield think we're dating!? That thing was so wrong. Even if we aren't boyfriend and girlfriend, we need to break up or something! Right?! Please tell me you agree. ♪

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Hmmm, whatever you say.... ♪

But I should give this back to you, I think... ♪

I have no use for it Rin. You can keep it if you'd like.

..... U-Umm.... ♪

[she considers it for a moment, then shakes her head, even though he can't see it]

No way, if I wear it I'll just get creeped out. ♪ A robot's memory is way too vivid.

It's pretty vivid for me, too.

[ Souji just scratches his head. ]

That's fine too.

... I did have fun, though, so thanks.

Wh-What? ♪

[fun? Why was it fun? It was embarrassing, right? That's why her cheeks were red when she remembered what she did, that's what happens when humilation strikes >:T]

Do you enjoy being called stupid pet names? ♪

I should have tape-recorded them.

...

[ He cannot resist. Revenge is a dish best served over the phone, after being accused of wearing women's clothing! ]

Shut up, freak! ♪

[ Souji is chuckling. ]

It's alright Rin. I remember saying some pretty weird stuff too. Your secret is safe with me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would never, ever call someone that. S-So just remember it. ♪

Remembered.

...

Should we have a pretend breakup fight in public, then?

Yeah, let's make a scene.

I could throw the bracelet away. And chase you with my road roller... ♪

... You could just throw the bracelet away.

The road roller might be a little extreme.

What are you saying? The road roller part is normal. Tossing the bracelet is the extreme one, a sensible girl would hock it. ♪

I'm sure a break up would be enough.

Jeez, don't be such a sissy.

But okay, how do you think it should go then? ♪

You say:

And I'll say: Okay.

Really half-assed... ♪

... You want to embellish it?

A couple as sappy in love as we supposedly were would just get right back together after a weak breakup like that. You do want to be broken up, right? ♪

But...

[ Wah! ]

...

Please don't intentionally run me over with the road roller...

I won't! You'll just have to trust me! ♪

And run fast.

Ah.

...

When would you like to stage this?

Mmm, well... how about a week from today on the 14th?

You can practice your running. ♪

That's fine. Where should we meet up? ... With your road roller?

Anywhere's fine as long as it's in public, right? ♪